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Ragnar

In: London
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He can't remember, But

On a hamster's wheel.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Elflocks

In: Ivybridge
Posts: 5
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How do you clean your laundry?

I only went and bought another pair of boots.                                                                                                                                                                              
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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34482
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Why do you have boots on your arms?

Hands, knees and something else.

                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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How do you dance to the Proclaimers?

Low flying fun                                                                                                                                                                             
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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34482
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Have you seen that big catapult?

Everybody Wants to Be My Friend.                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
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I heard you had a big win on the horses

Giddyup there partner                                                                                                                                                                             
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Ragnar

In: London
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Why do I have a saddle on my Back?

Hats off, there is a lady here.                                                                                                                                                                              
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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is that you in drag Rags?

the darn thing won't stop buzzing                                                                                                                                                                             
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jilly065

In: Preston
Posts: 1270
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Why is your phone in the toilet?

I was going to make them criss cross                                                                                                                                                                             
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Ragnar

In: London
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Did you make the hot cross buns?
I have sticky fingers.

                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
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What's the result of eating to many spare ribs

Yuck, you just wouldn't                                                                                                                                                                              
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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34482
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Who wants mushy peas with their custard?

It's going very fast.                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
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How's your heart rate

Pink teddy bears                                                                                                                                                                             
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Ragnar

In: London
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What did you see in the woods today?

Don't Quote Me on That.                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Did you say you would have a dance at the big birthday bash?

That really wasn't the hot date I was expecting                                                                                                                                                                             
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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34482
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That was not nice Jo, Cry

How did your chilli made with dates come out?

It will soon be Christmas.                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Snigger....don't know where peeps get the idea I is nice

Why are you wrapping presents

Boogie woogie wonderland                                                                                                                                                                             
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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34482
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Where are you going for your birthday bash?

A walk in the sun.                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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What did you do today

Shivers is all                                                                                                                                                                             
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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149
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What do Volvos give me?

loonies on wheels                                                                                                                                                                             


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